Plymouth 2.2mile Breakwater swim
-Since my time as a student came to an end, there's a little more money in my pocket to spend,
-So I signed myself up for a little swim; a distance of 3.5k, but I've since been enlightened that freestyle is perhaps not my forte,
-Not one to be defeated, 'pull up those big girl pants', those training sessions in the bag it's quite possible I could paddle to France (say it like the Welsh and it rhymes with pants),
-So with the hard work behind me now- all that's left is to make it from sea to shore, raising money for those with prostate cancer should encourage me all the more,
-I turn to you for support my friends please spare a pound or two for my pot, your kind and generous offerings I'd appreciate an awful lot.